Is he a human? This "man" has been attacked by a shark some glass doors and still throws 1,000 mph. Something was fishy so me and my team thought we should investigate and broke into his home and found medical documents for his right arm. in the documents it was revealed his arm has screws in it and was injected with chimp hormones. some people are going to let this just slide but not me. i don't want this man throwing a piece of cork rapped in yarn my way when I'm just trying to play a nice game of baseball. no need to kill people Matt. no need. (below is Howie the chimp. Howie's hormones were injected into Matt's arm. now Howie is dead.)
More Charlie Sheen quotes for ya...
ReplyDelete"Live, laugh, love; Live with her. Laugh at her. Make love to her drunk friends."
"I hate when I leave the bar with a hot chick and wake up next to an ugly one. #alcohol"
"I don't need eHarmony to find love, coke and my nose make a perfect match."
who are you misdirections?
ReplyDeleteI am that guys in your Web Design class...With the CM sweater...I am just the guy who posts stuff that Charlie Sheen says!
ReplyDelete"I didn't catch her license plate number but her ass was a solid 8. #winning #dealwithit"
"Mondays are a fat friend of the good weekdays. Good thing it's #bootyappreciationday or I'd sleep through it."
"Allow your woman to be creative, there is more than 1 way to wash a dish. #manlawmonday"
thanks
ReplyDeletecambria is misdirections.
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